oh, cut the crap!

Attitude is something that only few can pull off in style. It is that rare combination of confidence and snob expressed in a clever fashion that leaves the patrons mesmerised and the questioners dumbfounded. The question whether they say something correct or demented seems dwarf in comparison to the effect they create.

Interestingly, one can find a lot of people trying to achieve this exceptional feat in day to day life, which more than often results in weird situations where the performer makes a complete fool of himself. The unfortunate spectators of such a disaster are often forced to either refrain from offensive ripostes and curse their company silently or they actually vent out their disgust on Mr. attitude.

For the lack of better words and innate politeness of some ill-fated sufferers, they let go their tormentors with a smile. This can be extremely dangerous for these short-sighted fools because they do not know how they are fueling the burning desire of more and more 'attitude' piling up inside the hearts of these aspiring smart-mouths (wonderful word, invented by That 70s Show writers I guess). It is advised that any feelings of such politeness be crushed in their nascent stage and undistorted truth be told to the ambitious attitude-hunters. This will not only lessen the burden of one extra tormentor from rest of the society but serve as an example to the fellow smartmouths that were growing up in his vicinity.

Now, what the heck is this blog achieving? Ah, as you guessed, my intelligent reader, I needed a vent out for my curses and frustration!